What the...?

dealbreaker:

Your Backwards Sunglasses
Your Bowling Shirts
Your Fat Stupid Face
YOU ARE GUY FIERI
Somewhere, some poor girl has let this man put his pulled-pork-filled mouth on her innocent boobs. He probably said they were “So Money” and left her with a fist full of coupons for TGIFridays. To that girl, I’m sorry, and I hope you found a less horrible way to piss off your dad.

~~Your Backwards Sunglasses~~

~~Your Bowling Shirts~~

~~Your Fat Stupid Face~~

YOU ARE GUY FIERI

Somewhere, some poor girl has let this man put his pulled-pork-filled mouth on her innocent boobs. He probably said they were “So Money” and left her with a fist full of coupons for TGIFridays. To that girl, I’m sorry, and I hope you found a less horrible way to piss off your dad.

FAIL.

their parents must be so proud. also, i must get this translated.

i feel dirty watching this, but i just can’t stop.